HURRY! New ticklists available to download now!
✅ They’re FREE – Because staying organised shouldn't cost more than your weekly oat latte habit.
🏳️🌈 LGBTIQA+ Inclusive & Focused – Designed with queer realities in mind, not just cis-hetero assumptions.
♻️ Reusable Like Tupperware at a Lesbian Potluck – Save, print, scribble, rinse, repeat.
🧠 Zero Shame, All Gain – Supportive, not judgy — we’ve all forgotten to water the plants (again).
✨ Made with Flair and Function – A perfect blend of sass and sensibility.
📋 Real-Life Ready – From moving house to moving on, our lists cover the chaos.
💅 Queer-Coded Clarity – Because we know what “just wing it” really means.
🎉 Customizable AF – Make it yours, darling — add stickers, glitter, or passive-aggressive notes to self.
"Darling, have you ever looked at a rainbow and thought, ‘Wow… Mother Nature just dropped her gay agenda in the sky’? That’s not coincidence, baby — that’s climate activism with contour. Because without the gays… this planet would be one giant landfill full of unmoisturized straights and poorly planned baby showers. FACTS."
"We're not just decorating the planet — we're organizing it, honey. Who taught the world about color coordination, and emotional intelligence, and the difference between an oat milk flat white and a hate crime? GAYS! That’s who!"
"And now, thanks to Tickner Ticklists — yes, the only checklist company fabulous enough to recognize the sacred role of queer excellence in global sustainability — you too can live your best, most prepared life. Tickner Ticklists doesn’t just give you to-do lists… they give you life, darling. We’re talking moving house, going on a date, or packing for Pride — all with the precision of a Virgo top and the flair of a Scorpio bottom."
"So when you’re spiraling at 2am because you forgot to buy glitter for your cousin's wedding-slash-voguing competition — don’t panic. Tickner Ticklists has a checklist for that. Because let’s face it: If the gays stopped organizing things, society would collapse. And not in a fun, choreographed, flash-mob way. In a ‘Karen lost her passport’ kind of way."
"Tickner Ticklists: saving the world, one fabulously prepared queen at a time. Because when the gays are ready — the world is ready. Can I get an amen?"
[Mic drop. Wind machine. Confetti.]